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▣ about_me.txt
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Hey, I'm Kyle! I build fun software, ship enterprise-grade systems on AWS, develop games in my spare time, and use AI to ship code at-scale.
This page is a throwback to the whimsical, wild-west era of the web... so of course there are easter eggs! Sit back, relax, and check out my latest projects.
⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ⚠
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▣ socials.bat
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▣ guestbook.cgi
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✎ sign my guestbook!
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